When Reese Witherspoon’s Face Says It All…

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Ah, the unwanted piece of soggy white bread in a “Look over here!!!” open-faced attention sandwich; truly one of the more awkward third wheel situations. If that uncomfortable non-smile on Reese Witherspoon’s face was any tighter, she could pressure-squeeze a dozen lemons and make a batch of lemonade for the thirsty bitches beside her.

Reese reunited with her Cruel Intentions co-stars Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair last night to watch that Cruel Intentions parody musical that Reese’s kids definitely have no interest in seeing, and SMG and Selma decided to make things weird for Reese by recreating their mouth-humping moment from the movie before the show. That’s all well and good, but what I really wanted to see was Sarah Michelle Gellar walk up to a random usher and hiss “I don’t fuck losers.

As much as I want to roll my eyes and bust out the Do You Need Some Attention? tag, I can’t, because I love Cruel Intentions and my heart won’t let me. Every time my brain thinks “Ugh, these two“, my heart slaps it across its dumb brain face and screams “How DARE you! Show some respect you tacky tramp, that’s bitch legend Kathryn Merteuil you’re talking about.

If only Reese’s drunk alter-ego Laura Jeanne Poon had something to say about all this. No, you’re right – she wouldn’t have to say anything. The dollar bills she’d be throwing at them while cackling “GET IT, GIRL!” would say it all.

Here’s more of Reese, Sarah Michelle, and Selma’s Cruel Intentions mini-reunion last night. Yes, they Instagrammed the hell out of it. I’ve also thrown in a couple pics of Reese Witherspoon subtly hustling a $ 155 tote bag from DraperJames.com while cruising around Beverly Hills yesterday.

Pics: Instagram, Splash/INF

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Sherri Shepherd Made A Joke About Giving Away One Of Her Kids On “The View”

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Usually when you’ve just gone through a messy public paternity battle with your shady ex-husband over a surrogate baby that you were trying really really hard to get rid of, typically the last thing you’d want to do is make a joke about getting rid of one of your kids on television. However, thinking hasn’t always been Sherri Shepherd’s strongest skill, and when she appeared on The View yesterday, she burped out a joke that made everyone sort of stare at the floor and think “Well, this is awkward.

During the round-table cluck fest that is the Hot Topics segment, Raven-Symoné admitted that she really wants a baby in her life. Sherri, who was back as a guest host because…I have no idea why, responded by saying “Girl, I got one or two you can have of mine.” That sound you just heard was Lamar Sally gleefully whipping out his calculator and trying to figure out just how much child support money he’d make off Raven’s Cosby Show residual checks.

Of course, Sherri realized what she did and started to back-pedal on her joke by blabbering something about how women with kids are always offering up their kids to those without. Meanwhile, Baby Lamar Sally Jr. is already rolling down the street on one of Sherri’s sturdiest wigs glued to a set of roller skates like “Jokes or not, I’m going to live with That’s So Raven.

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Salma Hayek Cleavy In Madame Figaro

Hot actresses with big ta-tas come and go but few if any can compete with Salma Hayek for sure boobtacularness. I remember when I first saw her thingies, completely nude, in Desperado in a pretty steamy sex scene with Antonio Banderas. It was, to put it mildly, muy caliente. Here she is again showing off her incredible cleavage for Madame Figaro. One could lose oneself in that boob valley and never want to be rescued. Her cleavage could bring about world peace it is so amazing. As if that weren’t enough there is also plenty of leg to be had for your viewing pleasure. Oh, to be able to stroke those thighs. But alas it was not meant to be.

I say that but the truth is that if I met her I would be too stupefied by being in the same room as her that I couldn’t talk. I am not that smooth.

Photo Credit: Madame Figaro

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Birthday Sluts

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Riley Keough (26)
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Jaslene Gonzalez (29)
Carmelo Anthony (31)
Lavern Cox (31)
Kaycee Stroh (31)
Mel B (40)
David Burtka (40)
Daniel Tosh (40)
Noel Gallagher (48)
Lisa Welchel (52)
Melissa Etheridge (54)
Rupert Everett (56)
Annette Bening (57)
La Toya Jackson (59)
Danny Elfman (62)
Nick Mancuso (67)
Anthony Geary (68)

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Modernity from the Outside In

“I like to say that I do interior architecture, not interior design,” says Federico Delrosso, who is known for his incredibly functional, modern spaces. By taking over an entire space, inside and out, the Italian architect has built his career on creating cohesion between the two, a global approach that encompasses the entire environment. “For me, it’s an interesting challenge because you are more open. I have to keep the energy and passion and motivation high!” 

While this style of global design may seem rare in America, where the prevalence of rental units tend to hinder ground-up renovations and emphasize indoor décor updates, Delrosso believes this is poised to change. “There’s a huge space for something more sophisticated,” says Delrosso, whose newest firm just opened its doors right in New York City. “This is the time to be here.”

The American architectural landscape is changing, with high-class development firms hiring name-brand designers to increase the value of their properties. Delrosso explains, “They know that to sell a very expensive apartment or unit, you need to see something different than others. It can’t be the same luxury, luxury, luxury apartments over and over.” By hiring a well-known architect with long-term working relationships that guarantee the quality of the product, a building is able to develop a unique point of view differentiating it from the surrounding all-glass skyscrapers. 

“For example, I can’t understand why people are buying nice buildings—new, contemporary, glass buildings—and inside they create a classic apartment,” he says. “What is the reason? What is the meaning? It doesn’t make sense.”

To see examples of Delrosso’s European work, click through the gallery above.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Hits Us With A Double Dose Of Sizzling Bikini And Lingerie Hotness!

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Alright my peeps, how about we end the week and kick off the much-needed weekend with a whole bunch of brand spanking new bikini and lingerie photos of the bodaciously hot Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M? Sounds good? Of course it does… look at her! Enjoy the sizzling photos and check out the rest after the jump!

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Vanessa Hudgens Flashes Her Sexy Midriff

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Here’s uber cutie Vanessa Hudgens prancing around NYC yesterday afternoon holding a box (most likely filled with sexy lingerie she plans to wear for me) and inducing a serious drool-fest with her insanely sexy tummy/midriff/curves/abs… hoochie mama! And she’s got some sort of decoration going right up her tummy. Or is it going down her tummy? Good lord. Anyways, the girl’s a freaking shwing-fest. Hell, even her shoulders are making me weak at the knees. Alright, enough gushing… enjoy!

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Night Crumbs

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Lainey has a blind item about a dude who tried to be slick and took his latest side trick out of the country on a little romantic vacation, but when the media found out where he was, his wife found out. As I wonder who on Earth this could be, I’m sure that couple is calling the paps to schedule a happy family staged photo-op – Lainey Gossip 

Madonna made a joke about Rocco’s penis. And I’m done. – The Superficial 

Cher’s Marc Jacobs ad is giving me “Chad Michaels in The Crucible”Drunken Stepfather

Bruce Jenner is trying to get out of paying the family of the victim in that Malibu car crash – Reality Tea

Chrissy Teigen risked getting a chocha full of sand for Dujour magazine – Egotastic!

Taystee from Orange is the New Black is playing Miss Sofia in the revival of The Color Purple on Broadway. Please tell me that Crazy Eyes is going to play Squeak as Crazy Eyes – Towleroad

You can thank Miley Cyrus for Grace and Frankie getting renewed – WWTDD

Mariah Carey would rather eat out her arch rival JLo than go back to American Idol SOW

Bobbi Kristina Brown is probably going to be on life support forever – ICYDK

You know that ugly eggplant wallpaper your grandma had in her kitchen? Natalie Portman made a dress out of it and wore that dress to a graduation ceremony at Harvard – Popoholic

Speaking of fug, Gigi Hadid’s purse probably cost more than my car, but I swear my mom bought one just like it for $ 15 at Mervyn’s in the 80s – Hollywood Tuna 

Kate Upton may star in the Harry Potter spin-off movie. If they cast her, they should change the name of the movie to Fantastic Chichis and How To Use Them To Get Cast In MoviesJezebel

Chris Pine may be in the Wonder Woman movie and that’s great and everything, but poke at me when Hollywood wakes the hell up and replaces Gal Gadot with Lynda CarterPajiba

Here’s a cute video of Chris Pratt teaching his son the Pledge of Allegiance and the only way it could be more American is if Laura Jeanne Poon flew by on a bald eagle – The Berry 

You know those Kylie Jenner knocked up rumors you probably didn’t hear about? Kylie Jenner wants you to know they’re not true – HuffPo

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Kylie Jenner Just Gave Kim Kardashian A Run For Her Booty

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Here’s Kylie Jenner prancing around West Hollywood yesterday afternoon in a pair of tight (and I mean tight) leggings that are doing one hell of a drool-inducing job of showing off her bootylicious booty… which has officially surpassed/overshadowed Kim Kardashian’s giant booty… sweet baby Jesus! It isn’t as big as Kim’s (thank god) and it sure isn’t scrawny; it’s just right. Hot damn is it ever! Oh, and the rest of her body is totally bodacious as well and on shwingtastic display, so… enjoy the show!

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